on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college

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If you think eating healthy is cheap you either live with your parents or have never actually been to a grocery store

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501. Muggleborns accidentally calling Dumbledore “Gandalf”.

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